you know you're portuguese when...
...I'm sure everyone has received this in the inbox. Today, for kicks, I thought I'd put the list on my blog, only because it makes me laugh: Your mother or grandmother has Maria in her name. You have a rooster napkin holder. Your father or grandfather is called Manuel, José, Antonio, or João You have crocheted doilies on your kitchen counters, dining room, living room, bedroom--on all your tables. You decorate your walls with plates. Your house is a mini church with just as may statues of saints and Jesus as your church itself. You're 25 and still living with your parents. (Extra points if you're married and living with your spouse in your parents house) You warn other drivers of police on the highway by flashing your lights, even though one of the drivers might have just robbed a bank. You baptize your child and send him to catechism even though you might never go to church except for weddings and funerals. You think all university graduates should be called "Do...